You have heard the story about an apple a day. Now there is research that shows that taking a Viagra each day can cure ED and more importantly, improve overall cardiovascular health. It is a good thing that this can be tied to overall cardiovascular health since it is unlikely that many prescription plans would be willing to pony up to the cost of one pill a day. However, maybe one day this stuff will be right along side the aspirin so that you can take one of each to prevent heart attacks and have a healthy circulatory system.
Also, it seems that riding a bike is bad for yor health. But, the wonder drug helps with that as well. Saddle up!
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This could change a lot.
First, you can't really use the old saying, "Are you happy to see me or this that a banana in your pocket?" Now, not only can one be happy to see you or have just scored a delicious fruity snack, they can also have just overdosed on their daily Viagra regimen. "Are you happy to see me, is that a banana in your pocket, or did you overdose" is just not as catchy. I feel as if a part of my youth is being stolen and I'm not happy to see and I don't think a banana will help either.
Second, this is going to significantly reduce the number of baked goods available at the holidays. Who doesn't have fond childhood memories of going to grandma's house and being greeted by the sweet, warm aroma of cookies wafting from the oven? You can hardly wait for the old kitchen timer grandma uses to tick down. The scent gets stronger as the timer ticks down, tantalizingly slow. You and the dog are wearing holes in the floor pacing back and forth. Finally, the buzzer goes off. The cookies are ready! You run a round screaming this like you're Paul Revere and you just saw the British. Grandma shuffles over to the oven with a smile and slips some worn oven mits over her hands. She cracks open the oven to take a peak. The aroma is so incredible now Pavlov's dogs have nothing on you. Satisfied the cookies are ready, grandma leans over to remove them from the oven. Suddenly, grandpa comes out of nowhere and attacks grandma from behind in her semi-prone position. Grandma reacts in shock and the cookies go flying everywhere. The dog is now gobbling down the cookies that are strewn about the kitchen and grandpa is chasing grandma all over the house. And that is not a banana in grandpa's pocket. Bad dog. Bad grandpa. Grandma should be baking cookies. She should NOT be running around the house being chased by grandpa. The only ones who should be coming in this tale are the British.
Finally, haven't we learned anything from the former Soviet Union? Isn't the world in enough danger from their old, un-maintained ICBMs? So we need more of that? I think not.
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