Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Sir Paul Certainly Has A Reason

You have to love vegans. They come up with new ways to highlight their insanity each and every day. Personally, I do enjoy a hot naked vegan exposing herself to prove that I don't need leather. fur or Fillet Mignon.

If anyone wondered why Sir Paul and Heather split up, this latest story could be enlightening. She was one of the featured vapid pie holes pleading for Mother Earth at some Save the Planet rally in England. After arriving at there in her not so green Mercedes 4x4, she bleated that carbon emissions from livestock are killing the planet and we should be drinking milk from rats and dogs instead of cows . All the while, her petrol fueled Mercedes motor was running. Just like her mouth. I can only say to her, "you first". I can only imagine her milking a dog or a rat... (insert comments in poor taste here) I think she too should be considered for the Nobel Peace Prize as her hypocrisy is certainly worthy of Al Gore!

If only she would have shown up nude...

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1 comment:

Unknown said...

Just like the subject at hand - environmentalists and its disciples - I have scattered, incoherent thoughts about this subject. Here goes….

Sir Paul is normal compared to Heather Mills. However, compared to your Average Joe he's still pretty far out there. I don't feel THAT bad for him. I did hear that he had ideas about another animal she could milk though. However, I'm not exactly sure what it was but I hear it was apparently some kind of reptile.

This next thought is even more "udderly" ridiculous because it actually involves debating this rat milking proposal in a serious way. Let's suppose the world unites in a big rat milk love fest and says with one voice "Yes! Come save us rat milk!". In order to meet the current demand for milk, wouldn't we have to cultivate millions - no make that BILLIONS - of rats for agricultural purposes? Those rats are going to have "emissions" too. Those rats are going to need to be fed too. The milk form those rats is still going to have to be transported too. So instead of cows you're going to have rats. The equation is still the same. Right? Yeah, there are billions of rats now but they aren't suitable for agriculture in anyway. I mean, she isn't seriously suggesting we go crawling around in the gutters and sewers looking for rats invested with who knows what, grab a teat and start milking? Is she? Oh crap maybe she is serious. And speaking of crap, I now only have one ply to clean it up. Thanks Sheryl!!!

Upon further review, I do feel THAT bad for Sir Paul. At least his songs aren't owned by a child molesting creep though.

Oh, double crap.

Now I have two craps and only one ply. Oh well. At least the mess should attract some rats.